Publication Date: June 30, 2011
Isabel is the coolest two-legged I have ever sniffed. Since we met, I've been training her to have fun. But it's not easy to train a human being to enjoy life. Humans are so silly. I call them two-leggeds, simple because they stand on two feet and rule the world. Amazing, isn't it?
Every time Isabel, my dear mistress talks about Chile her lips curl up and her mouth waters − full of saliva! It makes sense because the map of Chile she showed me looks just like a sizzling sausage.
Wooooooo, my empty belly rumbles.